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Unpixelated filth on Indymedia Ireland provokes proscription.The Irish Government has announced plans to ban Indymedia after the blog Sex Ireland displayed graphic scenes of its members engaged in a highly inappropriate group activity in Dublin. British members of Indymedia Ireland were pictured shamelessly protesting at Selfridges.
As soon as the Blog was published, the blog Sex Ireland was inundated with thousands of complaints. One caller’s views were typical: “I had just sat down in front of the computer with all of my family and suddenly the screen was filled with this massive prrick. I think he was from Indymedia ireland. There was no warning and he wasn’t even pixelated. My grandmother could have been watching, but thankfully she died several years ago.”
One of Indymedia Ireland's censors defended the event thus: “We live in a free society. If these people don’t want to watch one of our
demonstrations why don’t they just do the logical thing and switch to another blog. Haven’t they got anything better to do with their time than sit around complaining? Jaysus foc*king Chrrist!”
However, as the number of complaints about Sex Ireland climbed to over a million, a spokesperson for the Irish Censorship Board announced that it would be taking action after seeing a copy of Indymedia’s writer's list;“This document is utterly obscene. I’ve never seen anything like it, just pages and pages of can*ts and as for the committee, it’s just a collection of mother-foc*kers. I can’t see any justification for there being that number of can*ts in one place so we have no option but to recommend that the organisation be closed down.”
Last night, as the blog Sex Ireland logged its ten billionth complaint (from a tribesman in the Amazonian jungle) Mediawatch remained defiant. An upbeat Indymedia Ireland censor told Sex Ireland “We shall fight on. You cannot silence us. If I get my way we’re going to be on rte quite a lot in the next few weeks and in October we plan to open on Broadway. See you there!”
Indymedia Ireland have in fact already banned and censored the Pink Panther, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck !
Mighty Mouse, Batman and Popeye “not recommended”and Bugs Bunny comic books “doubtful”!
On February 2nd at 4 a.m., Indymedia Ireland will run out of cyberspace and IP addresses to ban or censor in Ireland. At least that’s what an Internet service provider is forecasting, based on a rate of about one million addresses every four hours.Technically Indymedia Ireland's time is up, despite its efforts to leave the minimum number of Irish footprints on Cyberspace. According to one of the numerous native Irish users who have had ISP's banned by Indymedia ireland, they won't be missed, " They joined the Wankers Club years ago anyway" she said. We tried to interview them on the matter at their offices, just recently located after years of being a top Irish secret mystery. Such a secret in fact that many suspected for years that it was located beside the Thames. Unfortunately we could only interview them through their letter box using a loud speaker.
We interviewed one of their censors called Iris through the letter box, who apparently is and Indymedia Ireland censor and a cybespace conservationist, who when asked about astroturfing in Ireland, appeared to be prone to bouts of over-excitement. We can, however, only speculate as to what exactly it is about astroturfing, provoked her to suggest that most of the censored Indymedia Ireland articles on astroturfing campaigns on all of Ireland's bogs, would be much improved by supplements with titles such as "Water Sports: Golden sand, Golden sun, Golden shower".
Please readers, don't misunderstand Ireland, no people alive, enjoy water more then the Irish. Indeed so much so, that some usually shower seven or eight times on a non-soft day, more at weekends. And while I can fully appreciate the thrill that mounting a jet-ski like Iris does at Indymedia Ireland might give, as the beast between her legs provokes a shattering, water-borne climax, I cannot fathom as to how it is connected with astroturfing issues raised, during the interview through Indymedia Ireland's office letterbox..
As we expressed my doubts to Iris through the lettebox, she became increasingly agitated. We had, she insisted, completely missed the point. The debate with Indymedia Ireland became increasingly acrimonious until, incredibly, a furious Iris pulled down her shorts and proceeded to urinate into an expensive Jasper Conran vase in their office, while another of Indy's censor apprentices lay on the floor licking his lips for abit of action.
I hardly need to add that Iris has been sent home pending psychiatric evaluation through a rear entrance. While we are prepared to admit a certain sympathy with some Indymedia people's love of the outdoor life, we must insist upon the following, Water sports are deadly in an Irish bog even for bogtrotters like Indymedia Ireland but then she was simply explaining Indymedia Ireland's activities and the possibilities of a golden shower while astro-skiing in a real Irish bog.
Meanwhile Hurricane Electric have launched Twitter and Facebook accounts that count down to what has been termed the “Indymedia Ireland IPcalypse.” Every device that is connected to the Internet gets a unique code called an IP address. The current system, IPv4, only supports about 4 billion individual IPv4 addresses. This obviously will mean a lot of work for Indymedia Ireland blocking and banning all of the numerous IP addresses censored in Ireland.
PC World’s Chris Head explained yesterday, some of these addresses are reusable. The problem, however, is that their one-time use counterparts, will eventually lead to the complete depletion of IP addresses and in Indymedia Ireland's case, cyberspace burnout and depletion. It is believed the editors at Indymedia are extremely disappointed, as they had hoped to surpass the record in Irish censorship, already set by the Irish Censorship of Publications Board, where Mighty Mouse, Batman and Popeye were “not recommended”and Bugs Bunny comic books were “doubtful”. Such was and still are the views of key members of censorship in Ireland, who continue to censor and ban ISP's of cartoon and freedom creators in Ireland. Indymedia Ireland have in fact already banned and censored the Pink Panther, Mickey Mouse and Donal Duck which were part of a treatise on cartoon production in Ireland.
Creative indigenous Irish artists censored by Indymedia Ireland, foresaw this problem long before Indymedia Ireland did and invented IPv6, a system that that uses both letters and digits to handle 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 addresses, so Indymedia Ireland will have a lot of censorship work on their hands for the near future bearing in mind the mirrors and proxy's used by groups such as Wikileaks.
Hurricane Electric’s doomsday encourages native Irish Internet service providers to transition to that system. Fortunately IPv4 and IPv6 can co-exist during the transition despite being mostly incompatible. Developers are working on the transition and most operating systems install IPv6 by default. Many Irish writers still have some canned food and bottled water stacked up in case of a feared total blackout censorship of all writers in Ireland, so we should be OK either way, even if Indymedia Ireland ban all native Irish writers who are not part of their fascist collective, styled on the national socialist values of Paul Joseph Goebbels .
Love it or Hate it - Nudity Gets Attention, for Animals!
Braving the cold this afternoon, five sexy PETA activists stripped off nearly naked and urged foie gras-peddling Selfridges to ‘Have a Heart’ for DUCKs and geese this Valentine’s Day. The topless girls (including model Monica Harris) and one dishy guy handed out delicious vegan chocolates and roses to passers-by who just couldn’t help but stare – and take photos on their mobile phones, of course!
Selfridges continues to sell foie gras, despite the fact that competitor House of Fraser and no supermarket in the UK will stock the “fatty liver”. In the production of this diseased product, a mixture of up to 4 pounds of grain, maize and fat is pumped into the stomachs of DUCKs and geese through a pipe several times a day. That’s like cramming 45 pounds of pasta down our own throats each day. Ouch. Needless to say, this makes the birds extremely ill and many are unable to move. In fact, death rates during force-feeding are as much as 1,000 to 2,000 per cent greater than normal!
As the noisy Indy crowd in Ireland fell silent, his final sentence boomed across the room "I'm not an oil painting but I've got a big cock and I know how to use it." Initially causing consternation with the Irish astrosurfing crowd, the Brit undercover cop's words, soon became part of astrosurfing folklore and his popularity soared with the Indy crowd in Ireland.
Astroturfing bhoys went through a similar change of attitude as did the ghirls, because many of the Indy Irish bhoys like jam on both sides.. At first, they feared the mighty Brit brontosaurus at their love ins and astroturfing projects, such as keeping Dublin's swimming pools open but soon, as their micey ear evolved inexorably into the eco-clown's pockets, their over stretched minges, tingled with uncontrollable craving for undercover monster-cock.
Quite and evolution since the time, Christine and Mandy were on her Majesty's service in the Profumo affair, when the undercover cop promised, "They will sit on your face." They settled on 100 quid each, which at the time was steep but the minister was happy. "Thank you Mr. Dick. You very good man" he said at the time , "Why don't you come stay in my place in Galway?"
Another undercover cop called Allister, picked up an Irish street whore called Vivien, who worked part-time as a moderator, because he needed directions to his Irish crib (Try telling that to the Gardai, Allister). He grew quite fond of her and actually taught her some good manners and a few undercover tricks, which she duly passed on to her Indy friends.
Times have changed though, as angry Irish women now slam the whoremongers of British secret service MI-5, who left them in the lurch, as they are now forced to attend to the plight of weary travellers at Galway airport, who want to get blown-off, as they wait for connecting flights to England. They are so angry in fact that sensible Irishmen don't want these Indy men and women anywhere near their private parts, because, instead of offering you a friendly gobble, given half an angry chance, they would bite off an orange-sized chunk of flesh. Despite the Astroturfing scandal with the the Brit undercover cops, you'll still hear spooky conversations with Brit accents in Irish bogs, along the lines of;
{"I say, Alister, old chap, we really must get together for a dump one of these nights."
"Splendid idea, old boy; how about Wednesday, say, seven-ish?"
"Excellent. Shall I give Fred a call - see if he can join us?"}
One night at an Indy orgy, a rather unusual moderator caught the English spook's eye. While the other dancers had either a neat little wisp or a cute shaven haven, this young lady was sporting a big hairy minge that would have done a clout lady proud. In his home town in the North of England, a woman's genital region is often referred to as her clout. On lazy Sunday morning lie-ins, as they don't go to Mass, he would coo affectionately in her ear "Pull your fingers out of your clout, Love, and make us a nice cup of tea." So he couldn't resist having a giggle at the hairy Indy's expense and sure enough, ten minutes minutes later she plonked herself down on his lap.
Before he could shoo the Indy strumpet away, the hairy little minge managed to win him over with an engaging combination of wit, cheekiness and a proposition that was a million miles away from the normal. "What is your name ?, I'm Lily from Ballymena and I like big ones very much, you can come in my mouth if you want or even piss on me. Sometimes I have a shit on a table of glass and you can look up. I dont think many English ladies would do same as me. I do everything, even your dog or goat if you want."
Later spooky smiled as the yo-yo knickered Ballymena nymph, was reassuring him, that he was the only man in her life, while the sex session continued uninterrupted. After listening to her "love Englishman too much" shite for half an hour, his patience finally ran out, so he slipped it up the wrong'un, she flashed him a dirty look like, "out, out," Maggie but her sweet-talking Ballymena blarney didn't even waver .
We cannot independently confirm all of the above details precisely but we do know that for more than seven years in the Irish Indy community, just one British agent alone, left a trail of Indy Irish people feeling confused and betrayed.
One woman came forward accusing the Brit agent, while undercover having sexual relationships with women and men in Indy circles, raising important questions about police handlers operating undercover in Ireland. Giving details about him screwing her many times. Lily says she feels "violated" by the the police officer. Now questions arise about British police using a string of undercover agents who use sex orgies as a "tactic" to astro-turf and gain infiltrate Indy Ireland.
Lily said, "This movement is a small clique, so it is not difficult to run into the same people in various different situations.I knew he was seeing other people at the same time and there was never any type of romance involved." His spying operation, spanned 21 other countries besides Ireland.
British secret service agencies that he was seconded to have refused to discuss the matter.
"Did the Met know that this was going on, or even encouraged it?" Lily asked. "If he was keeping it a secret from the police then that is different. But I think he had so many friends and relationships with people in the movement that I'm questioning whether this was a tactic or part of his task to become more trusted or respected within the scene."
Lily said there had always been something that "did not add up" about him. "He always had money. He obviously had an income that he never really explained. He told me once that him and his brother made beds out of scaffolding to sell and that is how he made so much money. At the time it seemed like a bit of a strange thing to me."
'It's all reminiscent of the story about Irishman Boy George, who liked a hamster in the arse or was that Freddie Starr? Maybe I'm getting confused now... while apparently most people never fully grasp the attraction of pushing a live hamster up their arse, Indy Ireland's bhoys and ghirls are different. Some of them prefer slippery haddock or a snapper. Although they have dorsal rearward pointing spines which make retrieval a delicate affair. But then "pet shop boys" liked to insert small rodents into their rectum only after they have covered the furry colon cosmonauts, with a protective and lubricated surgical rubber tubing devices. But still, it doesn't sound like something any right-thinking person would try, no matter how rainy the Sunday Irish afternoon are.
And I can't imagine our furry friends enjoying it much, either. Poor little guy. Apparently though the Irish Indy guys had oodles of fun inserting large British rodents into their arseholes, so often in fact that to make their spooky stay up there as pleasant as possible, they installed a little exercise wheel and some wood shavings for their Brit lovers. It all takes Pog Mo Shon to a whole new Indy level.
BRITISH ATTACK PEACE PROCESS IN IRELAND & BREAK BELFAST AGREEMENT
Britain AGAIN stands accused of willfully breaking the Belfast Agreement for peace in Ireland, on several key issues already !!.
Persuade is what peace loving people are trying, under the constant threat of murderous elimination by British personally physically, online, press or convoluted political internment by diplock, non jury courts or by entrapment. Ireland's prisons since the agreement are again filling up with perfectly innocent people, who simply do not agree with British occupation in Ireland and have covertly been politically interned in their own country, for being Irish and standing up for themselves.
One of the major principles of the Belfast Peace Agreement, is the following article.
Commitment by all parties to use "exclusively peaceful and democratic means";
Many traditional Irish republicans as a result, are using exclusively peaceful means of journalism, blogging, etc., to persuasively create a United Ireland but the British with their secret services, MI-5 principally are attacking them in the following manner.
a) British agents in both parts of Ireland are engaged in getting Irish peace activist banned from Facebook by constantly complaining of republican spam and getting Facebook accounts banned or severely restricted.
b) By ASTROTURFING as explained in the following link below.
c) By hacking Irish peace activists accounts on Facebook, Twitter and constantly complaining of spam..
d) By setting Traditional Irish Republicans up for assassination by their own agents but principally sub-contracting the work to their sponsored groups.
e) By harassing and setting-up Irish peace activists by entrapment for lengthy prison sentence or political internment by Diplock non-jury courts.
These are just a sample of MI-5 attacks on Traditional Irish republicans.
You can help Peace in Ireland by re-sharing or re-tweeting material such as the following, which is being covertly censored in some or all of the above circumstances
ASTROTURFING ATTACK ON PEACE PROCESS IN IRELAND : "Britain AGAIN stands accused of willfully breaking the Belfast Agreement for peace in Ireland, on several key issues already !!. Persuade i..."
Dissident; From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A dissident, broadly defined, is a person who actively challenges an established doctrine, policy, or institution. When dissidents unite for a common cause they often effect a dissident movement. The noun was first used in the political sense in 1940, with the rise of such totalitarian systems as the Soviet Union.
Religious Dissident; King Henry VIII, founder of the Protestant Anglican Church.
I have learned myself from experience, that the old saying "the truth is stranger than fiction" to be very true but I still find it difficult after years, to fathom the appointment of the English copper and born again virgin Baggot by MI-5, as the head of the British paramilitary police in British occupied Ireland. With their new 100 million pound subterranean Palace at Hollywood outside Belfast, where they spent more than £30,000 for each of their gold plated showers alone, all replicas of the chief constable's office, which is also gold-plated, at a cost to the loyalist taxpayer, that is surely unacceptable. Now why you may ask is there a necessity for so many £30,000 showers at the Palace in Hollywood, well bear with me. You see Baggot is defined in the Urban dictionary as, "a person who sucks dick for the enjoyment of the taste of cum.", check it for yourself. Surely in the instance of MI-5's appointment of Baggot, they were taking the mickey out of Irish Robinson and her political friends in Stormont. Now I'm sure I don't need to explain the details of how MI-5 acquired the political pull at Westminster and Stormont to finance all of this.
I have to say Baggot's recent disappearance from the limelight, coupled with whisperings of bad health, reminded me of the story about 80s disco queen, Marc Almond. Legend has it that he collapsed on stage with a suspected drug overdose and was rushed to hospital to have his stomach pumped. Instead of pills, the doctors discovered a pint of semen. Almond vehemently denies the story, claiming that it's an urban myth. He may well be right but, when you look at him, it's easy to understand why most of us found it plausible. Its also easy to understand Baggot's illness bearing in mind his intimate relationships with the secret services and nobility.
Which takes us to one of Baggot's political partners, Lord Londonderry and his recent visit to the Tory party conference. Everyone except the Tories it seems, remembers the bomb planted by Londonderry's comrades that failed to kill Thatcher at a previous Tory party conference. Five Tories were killed including MP Sir Anthony Berry, Parliamentary Treasury Secretary John Wakeham's wife Roberta., Sir Donald Maclean and his wife, Muriel, were in the room, where the bomb exploded. Lady Maclean was seriously injured and later died while Sir Donald was seriously injured, Eric Taylor and Jeanne Shattock were also killed.Margaret Tebbit wife of Norman Tebbit, who was President of the Board of Trade was left permanently disabled.
All of this didn't stop Lord Londonderry addressing the Tory Party conference in an intimate session, makes you wonder about the true meaning of turning the other cheek, doesn't it ? I mean all the erotic appeal for Londonderry, of watching Maggie Thatcher take a dump must surely have cooled at this vegetative juncture. But surely Tory tolerance must have reached biblical proportions of sainthood, as the good Lord was hobnobbing and rubbing their remaining sartorial elegant shoulders, unless of course the rumours that the good Lord likes jam on both sides has yogurt to it.
Well as the scum state's Don Charlie Haughey used to say, enough of this gobble-de-gook but as the gobble, gobble, gobble, continues, we can start to see the very good reasons for the gold plated showers room for Baggot, his political partners and his masters at the new Palace in Hollywood. It would take one hell of a shower to wash this lot clean. We can with this insight now understand the private jet flights for Londonderry and his partner to Tory party conferences, I mean there is not a lot of elbow room in these economy seats for the british commoners is there. ? I'll finish by simply stating the fact, that the persistent rumour won't go away, saying Londonderry apparently engaged in regular golden showers with various members of the Baggot family for decades. ..READ MORE @ LINK ..Rebels YELL
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OCCUPIED IRELAND WHERE CHILD RAPE IS POLITICALLY CORRECT
Sunday Tribune Editor Suzanne Breen in Occupied Ireland was threatened with prosecution under the British Terrorism Act 2000 over her refusal to hand over records relating to her interview with political dissidents some time ago. British police representatives demanded in camera sessions with a judge from which the journalist and her legal team would be excluded. Suzanne Breen and the community of journalists succeeded in defending themselves in that particular instance, however rampant censorship and a total media blackout of all political dissidents in Ireland, is still failing to hide the fascist nature of the much touted peace process, which is now called the "paedo process on the street. Indeed the process is so discredited amongst intelligent observers, that Occupied Ireland's largest political party is now called the "Paedo Party" and the new police force officially named the PSNI are also known as the Paedo Service (norn iron). The following links to Independent media explain how the "Paedo Process" became discredited.
There are many honourable Irish republicans, hugely opposed to the Adam's Party cover-ups of child rape, informers and collaborators. They say that his party along with child rape enablers in the free state of censorship, which systemically enabled the rape of thousands of Irish children since the foundation of the state, have all brought Irish republicanism into disrepute and disgrace. Genuine Irish republican socialists claim, that nothing less than a full scale social revolution is required, to cleanse Ireland of the disease and dirt that has infected the country from London and Rome imperialism. They maintain that a re-education programme is required for the whole country, to undo the brainwashing of the Roman church and the blackmailing of the British occupation, to undo the censorship and propaganda, that taught ordinary Irish people, that child rape is politically correct and voting for Gerry Adams along with Occupied Ireland's largest political paedo party, is politically correct.
BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATIONDon't even give them a chance to launch their Bullscutter !Oh, no. Brutish Bullscutter Coperation. Don't come fucking near me today. Dear Jaysus, you Kerry fucking recruits and gobshites all over the Irish media are their by-product. There are so many things I could say to express my deep mistrust and yes, anger of these new media Irish opinion makers. Their world service can be a titillating export but their rampant censorship of the restless native's replies stinks to high heaven, of arrogance, cultural imperialism and age old repression. I don't vote right wing as far as I know, so maybe that also explains my antagonism to them. I don't believe the Brutish Bullscutter Coperation, which henceforth will be simply called the BBC, offer anything approximating legitimate alternatives for this country, indeed any country but thats their business. I disagree with their monarchy, class system of commoners, lords, inherited privilige and intolerance of diversity or alternatives.Lest you think nationalism is blinding me, do not confuse my rants against Brutish Bullscutter with the many Scottish, English and Welsh friends I have known down through the years, most of whom are the salt of the Earth in my opinion and great people.It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter. Brutes are people too but we must take this tour d'arse with all of its insanity, as a relief from the bland sanitized, couldn't give a fuck mercenary BULLSCUTTER ! of our age.
Many people think their candidate who enables child rape has all the answers, or at least the country's needs of this time. Many so called educated wealthy Catholics also think their paedo enabling candidate, can walk on water and ignore the dark(see previous article for details) revealed secrets.
Thursday February 12, 2009 21:25
by John Carmody
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